Steve, Bruce and Kevin - were working on the site of a new skyscraper.
Steve fell off and was killed instantly. As the ambulance took the body away, Bruce said: "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Kevin piped up: "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he came back carrying a case of Fosters.
"Strewth," said Bruce. "Where did you get that, Kev?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me."
"That's unbelievable...you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?"
"Well not exactly," Kevin said. "When she answered the door, I said to her: 'You must be Steve's widow'.
She said: "No, I'm not a widow'.
"And I said: 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are'."
Be encouraged!
GBYAY
