AN elderly couple set off in their car to visit their daughter and grandchildren. It was a long journey from Sydney to Melbourne, so they took it in turns to drive. While the wife was behind the wheel, the couple were pulled over by a police car.
An officer approached their car. "Madam, did you know you were speeding?" he asked, as the woman wound down the window.
The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked: "What did he say?"
"He said you were speeding!" the old man yelled.
"I'll need to see your licence," said the policeman.
The woman turned to her husband again: "What did he say?"
The old man yelled back: "He wants to see your licence!"
The woman dug in her handbag, found her driving licence, and handed it over.
The policeman studied it. "I see you're from Sydney," he snorted. "I was posted there years ago... I remember going on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen."
The woman turned to her husband again and asked: "What did he say?"
The old man yelled: "He said he knows you!"
Be encouraged!
GBYAY
